Job Ideas for the Under-Employed

A family in Warwick, Rhode Island -- the Van Nuys of Rhode Island -- is looking for a long-term employment commitment on ebay.

For sale: one extended family, eight members, to work for five years at a resort or private facility. Tropical climate a must. Family has expertise in cooking, cleaning, computers, construction, auto maintenance and landscaping; all are friendly, educated, willing to work -- housebroken, of course -- and can start almost immediately. Price: $1.5 million, payable 25 percent up-front, plus room and board, medical benefits, and moving expenses.