How to Promote Yourself on the Internet

If you're a net addict and your psychotropic drugs have killed your desire to watch porn most of the time, you may even be able to spend the time it takes to get dozens of Internet web hits.

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Sunday is a day I likeI like for many reasonsPerhaps I like it very muchbecause of all the CraisinsI love Craisins I love Craisins

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A New Introduction to the Next Edition of The Holy Bible

“Of course, I meant it all when I inspired it,” God said. “But is only perfect in its moment. You all don’t need the pages about the Tabernacle in Exodus." He said that if we followed all the rules of Leviticus every Red Lobster would have to be shut down and no one would ever be allowed to look at a menstruating woman even if she’d been airbrushed

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This is My Cute Little Dog. He's a Beagle.

He's got something on his mind.

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26 Things that Will Hopefully Shock the People of the Future

People weren’t allowed to smoke pot. People weren’t allowed to say “shit” on TV. We still built Skynet though we were well aware the computers really wanted to kill us. We still fought wars about what we thought God told some people thousands of years ago. Karl Rove was not in jail.

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How to Prepare for War with Iran

Iran only needs to sink one oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz and within a week skyrocketing insurance rates on shipping will paralyze trade across the globe. But who cares, right?

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Why Divorce Must Be Illegal

With California legalizing marriage between adults of the same gender, we must defend marriage. And we have to do it now before the stubborn nucleus and heart of this society, marriage, is allowed to waste away like the fatty parts of a Thanksgiving turkey. If we don’t do this, we might as well invite the suicide bombers over for lunch and negotiations.

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