Crisis Expert Says that Michael Richards IS Jewish

Howard Rubenstein, a New York publicist who Michael Richards hired to help with his racism problem, says that Seinfeld's Kramer is not Anti-Semitic. In fact, he's Jewish!

I've been hoping all week that Richards wasn't Jewish. The Jewiest publication ever, the Jewish Journal, said he wasn't, but this doesn't look good. Just the last name Rubenstein is enough to make me trust old Howie.

I think even if Richards is Jewish he should convert to the Nation of Islam. That's his best hope for resolving this mess now that Gloria Allred is on the bandwagon. Apparently she might have recognized that this nonsense will get her more noteriety than the Borat nonsense.