British Jewess Marries Dolphin Named "Cindy"

I'm not sure why the fact that this woman is Jewish is a big part of the story, but ynet news reports that Sharon Tendler, a rich-ass London concert promoter, married her dolphin consort of many years. The bride said that she "made a dream come true" and is not "not a pervert." Witnesses did not say way whether or not the dolphin broke a glass with its cute, little fish tail.

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