Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Random Acts of Honesty:
Ladies, I Exfoliate

Ever since Bill O’reilly made the loofa such a dirty, dirty thing, I’ve been ashamed, ladies. I’ll admit it. My skin doesn’t shed appropriately like a snake or one of the guys in the band Hanson. I have to facilitate the clearing of my pores with a variety of skin products. A giant among them is Tend Skin. Tend Skin is to unpleasant skin what bourbon is to online dating. The only way to deal with it.

(thanks, e)


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