Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Underreported Uses of Teddy Bears

1. Seat-filling at tea parties
2. Inanimate voyeurism
3. Thinking bad thoughts about mommy
4. Proving Focault wrong
5. Half-assed high fives


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add a little romance by sending this personalized "I Love You" teddy bear greeting with his/her first name. You don't need an occasion . . . Just choose the teddy bears color and treat (lollipop or toy pinwheel).

12:28 AM  

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