Offer Bush Early Retirement or The Fast-Track to a Female President

When George W. Bush was first "elected" President, that take on him was that he didn't want the job and wished he could go home. Unfortunately, the real Bush wasn't cartoonish enough to quit when the comedy got old.

Now that his poll numbers are at Nixon-like levels, doesn't he have to quit? Let's just offer him early retirement. If he and Cheney retire in succession, doesn't Pelosi automatically become President.

But we all know Cheney isn't going anywhere. He's dug in a pair of tighty whitey's around his wrinkly, soft waist.