Saturday, January 20, 2007

Reasons To Go Back to College

1. To study how black people rap
2. To perform Shakespeare
3. Meet new people who aren't all worn out by life
4. Be around hormonal boys
5. To learn your wife's native language
6. To eventually earn vacation money
7. To play pranks on jocks
8. To eat in the dorms
9. To research gay people before you come out
10. To escape an abusive lawyer


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