People You Shouldn't Be Friends With

1. Drug Dealers (except your own)
2. Literary Snobs
3. Drunk Fools
4. Producers
5. People Who Liked Clerks I AND II
6. People you have a crush on
7. People who don't feast
8. Your Friends' Enemies
9. Anyone who doesn't have enemies
10. People who hate whole continents
11. Extras in TV Movies
12. Non-Tender Hooligans
13. People with mean pets
14. Lawyers who don't play in bands
15. Bob Crane (as depicted in that movie about him)