F- Walmart. Stay Out of the Valley, Bro.
Make a note! The way to stop Wal-Mart from building a store in your town: lengthy environmental impact report.
It worked for the community in Northridge. Too bad there was no community up in Porter Ranch when the first Wal-Mart snuck in.
The threat isn't over, though.
"We are always looking on how to best serve the community," said Kevin McCall, spokesman for Wal-Mart in Southern California. "We believe the Valley is a wonderful opportunity for retail, and we're always looking.
"We're always looking...
"We're always..." Followed by three-full minutes of laughter.