WHAT ARE YOU TO DO? Movies Opening this Weekend

Brokeback Mountain
FRESH: 87% (Gay cowboys finally in wide release)

Glory Road
ROTTEN: 50% (Hooisers meets the "The First Black Harlem Globetrotter")

Last Holiday
ROTTEN: 50% (How Latifah got her groove black)

Hoodwinked
ROTTEN: 48% (Gross-Shrek style cartoon for farty kids)

Tristan & Isolde
ROTTEN: 24% (A date movie about princes and stuff that apparently sucks)