Sunday, August 06, 2006

A Fictional Encounter with a Perverse Child Psychologist

"Now, Gerald," the doctor said, like he'd known me my whole life. "When I say the phrase 'sticking things up your butt' what do you picture?"

"Ummm," I thought outloud. "Falling on tree tops?"

"Interesting," the doctor said and wrote it down. I think that meant I got it wrong.


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