Thursday, August 23, 2007

Is Mary J Blige a Scientologist?

Watching a closed-captioned version of the Tyra Banks show at the gym today, I made a startling discovery. I discovered that I think Mary J. Blige is a Scientologist.

My evidence?

1.She was on the show with Jada Pinkett Smith, who is either a Scientologist or just happens to be a good friend of Tom Cruise.

2. They were talking some crazy nonsense about how you have to leave some people behind. They weren't meant to go on the "next journey" with you, which the women in the audience applauded like someone was saying Genocide is bad.

My extensive research
hasn't yet yielded any firm confirmation or denial.

As Xenu as my witness, I will get to the bottom of this!