Three Personality Types of Highly Unsuccessful Indigent People

1. The Meth Addict
He or she loves meth, would do meth all the time if they could. Favorite McDonald’s food: Filet O Fish. Favorite sexual position: In the shower making someone gag. Most Annoying Open Scab: Hard to pick.

2. The Tired Guy
Loves meats. Hates vegetables. Decent at X-box.

3. The kids with no dads.
Hooker or Pimp, every one is looking for a family.