Monday, December 03, 2007

Three Personality Types of Highly Unsuccessful Indigent People

1. The Meth Addict
He or she loves meth, would do meth all the time if they could. Favorite McDonald’s food: Filet O Fish. Favorite sexual position: In the shower making someone gag. Most Annoying Open Scab: Hard to pick.

2. The Tired Guy
Loves meats. Hates vegetables. Decent at X-box.

3. The kids with no dads.
Hooker or Pimp, every one is looking for a family.


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