There Was A Lake

And nobody knew it was special until one Tuesday an accountant fell off a fishing boat and lost his glasses. He was on vacation so he couldn't get his glasses replaced for a week. When he went to the eye doctor, the doctor told him, "You can see fine widoutem." He meant "with out them," but they lived somewhere near an accent.

CNN Breaking News picked up the story and eventually lots of accountants went to the same lake and dunked their head in the water and let their glasses float off. And their vision all got better too.

Eventually scientists figured out that the vision correction had one side effect: It shrunk a man's balls down to the size of cashews. After that news got on CNN Breaking News, the lake was soon overflowing with eye glasses.