The "I hate Internet Memes" Meme

A grudging tribute to the greatest "Fail" of all time.

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The "I hate Internet Memes" Meme

A grudging tribute to the greatest "Fail" of all time.

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In high school, I was sexually desperate.

Why do we do what we do when it comes to genitals?

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Do Conservatives Believe in Anything-- Except Their Right to Be In Charge?

Conservatives care more than you do about being in charge. That's why they win.

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Why We Are Stupid For Thinking Conservatives Are Stupid

John McCain pulls ten points ahead in the polls, and you don’t get it.

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How to Promote Yourself on the Internet

If you're a net addict and your psychotropic drugs have killed your desire to watch porn most of the time, you may even be able to spend the time it takes to get dozens of Internet web hits.

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Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday

Sunday is a day I likeI like for many reasonsPerhaps I like it very muchbecause of all the CraisinsI love Craisins I love Craisins

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A New Introduction to the Next Edition of The Holy Bible

“Of course, I meant it all when I inspired it,” God said. “But is only perfect in its moment. You all don’t need the pages about the Tabernacle in Exodus." He said that if we followed all the rules of Leviticus every Red Lobster would have to be shut down and no one would ever be allowed to look at a menstruating woman even if she’d been airbrushed

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