Saturday, June 16, 2007

How Much More Sensitive Can This Thing Be!

One of the shocking Sex and the City-type topics of conversations people in their thirties seem to love is "circumcision."

Would you circumcise your son? is a question I am often asked though I was voted "Least Likely to Reproduce" by my Hebrew School Class.

I don't think I would.

I think I'm against genital mutilation no matter what any myth says.Now a new study shows that circumcision removes a penis' most sensitive parts.This makes forces to rethink my theoretical conviction. I don't think I would want my penis to be any more sensitive. How would that help me? I'd cum faster. I'd be more obsessed with it. Any injury, knock on wood, would hurt more!My son doesn't need anymore temptation. By the time he's ten, there will be porn holograms and shit. I don't want him to be any more distracted.

However, I am thinking my theoretical conviction on Steroids. You always hear that one of the negative side-effects of Steroids is testicular shrinkage. Negative side-effect? Balls respond the same way to gravity that breasts do. Hence I've considered wearing a ball bra. But seriously, big muscles and small balls? Where's the downside?

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