If Neurotics Did Radio Ads for Blogs
At no time is my conscience more activated than when I'm unemployed. My job becomes to realize I'm a bad person. Not only am I certain I am not contributing to my financial well being, I'm sure that my not working also emits carbon-heavy bad vibes which lead directly to the mistreatment of minority children and their pets.
As a result of all this self-flagellation, I am inspired to do the only thing I really can.
I want to know every terrible thing that is going on in Iraq. That's why I read Iraq Slogger.